The Guard With the Sandwich

Share story Marcus was stealing the painting from the museum at midnight when the alarm system failed mysteriously. He stuffed it into a duffel bag and ran toward the exit but stopped dead. A security guard stood blocking the only way out, holding a sandwich and looking extremely confused about why Marcus was sweating. It turned out he was eating his own foot. Marcus screamed but guard kept eating his meal happily. Security system never started. Marcus grabbed the painting off the bag and flung the painting into the wall and the sandwich exploded. Guard dropped chunks across the painting then chunks fell onto floor and he kept going toward nowhere muttering apologies to himself. The painting sat there abandoned. The security camera caught everything. Marcus scrambled away. The sandwich was still moving across floor like an animal possessed. The mess covered most floor and the sandwich pulsed with an.